I Love My Job

    I love my job, I love the pay!
    I love it more and more each day.
    I love my boss, he is the best!
    I love his boss and all the rest.

    I love my office and its location,
    I hate to have to go on vacation.
    I love my furniture, drab and grey,
    and piles of paper that grow each day!

    I think my job is really swell,
    there’s nothing else I love so well.
    I love to work among my peers,
    I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

    I love my computer and its software;
    I hug it often though it won’t care.
    I love each program and every file.
    I’d love them more if they worked a while.

    I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
    I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
    I love this work, I live these chores.
    I love the meetings with deadly bores.

    I love my job - I’ll say it again -
    I even love those friendly men.
    Those friendly men who’ve come today,
    In clean white coats to take me away!!!!

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